August 29, 2007 03:38:32pm
Re: How many of us did this????
mea culpa guv
once I was Jerbert Garter, a fiendishly cunning composite of Jerry Hunter and Robert Garcia, two of the baddest badasses west of the rio grande, until I metamorphosed (overdosed on morphine)...and now for something completely different...for santa rising...by freaked-out ethel...hope she doesn't mind me reproducing it here...
I wish I was a catfish at the bottom of the sea.
I'd throw a great-huge party and we'd dance around like me.
I'd buy a lot of bourbon and we'd all drink like, uhmm, catfish.
I'd dress up like a sailor 'cause I have that kind of, uhmm, fetish.
I'd drive a fancy catfish car and toss the soft-top down.
I'd honk the horn that played "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down".
I'd rev the engine, spin the tires, do anything I can.
To piss off all my neighbors sitting on their sardine cans.
I'd fly my catfish airplane and as soon as I flew in.
I'd affect a Brooklyn-Italian-catfish accent and say, "How YOU doin'?"
I'll find some lovin', in the sea there ain't much searchin'.
I love to hug the octopi but not so much sea-urchins.
Oh I wish I was a catfish at the bottom of the ocean.
I could take off all my scales and be nude if I'd the notion.
I wouldn't have to cook this stew or look at mean ol' nurses.
I would never lose my keys or have to wonder where my purse is.